hannibalmorelikecannibal:

fannibals, has this really not been done yet?

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pusheen:

Today’s guest comic is by our friends at Battle Dog!

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lonewolfprincess:

straker1980:

Moms & kittens.

I think I might have reblogged this already a LONG time ago (can’t find it on my blog right now), but it’s so cute that I’ll reblog it anyway!

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rpdofficer:

filthyjarbushman:

xkit blacklist is a god send. My dash is 100% less Jojo now.

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DO YOU THINK THAT I, MOJO JOJO, IS FINISHED WITH YOU?!

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thatfunnyblog:

 

Dad jokes brought to you by Rick Grimes

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!

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orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

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andrewquo:

all my boxers are covered in roosters so yo girl knows what she’s gettin before she’s gettin it

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meadowkitten:

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much

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homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

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lazyyogi:

Beautiful native american wisdom. I first heard this tale in a native american course at uni

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*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell

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chickenuqqet:

do you ever get jealous of other peoples speaking voices

(via snorlaxatives)

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  • me: so do u like dogs
  • her: nah they're kinda gross
  • me:
  • me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately